Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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