It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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