Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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