just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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