I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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