Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I will pee on everything he values.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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