My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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