do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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