dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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