he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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