How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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