That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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