okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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