I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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