Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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