ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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