As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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