i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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