I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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