ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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