god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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