You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
