let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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