To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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