that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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