On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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