he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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