connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
True strength comes from lack of pants
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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