Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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