actually, I'm a sock model
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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