apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I love you.
Bad choice
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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