it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
