You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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