Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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