I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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