You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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