Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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