I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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