How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from now on my penis is your penis
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
