I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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