I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize