Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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