I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't think brook has ever known best
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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