Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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