I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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