sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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