I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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