break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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