This girl is more easily done than said...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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