Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
