i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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