i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Dear god my vagina.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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