Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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