i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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