Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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